Top ten reasons not to read my blog..
1. you hate chefs
2. you hate paintball
3. you hate reading boring posts
4. you think i dont have a sense of humor
5. you dont like my sense of humor
6. you have too much time
7. you think my bald head has let my intelegence escape my brain
8. you think i'm trying to be cute
9. because you have too much time on you hands
10. becaouse you hate me

